Photo: Blizzard
Photo: Blizzard

Earlier today on an quarterly earnings call, Activision Blizzard announced that it plans to add new franchises and cities to the Overwatch League in its second season. The Compete staff came up with a few suggestions for those teams’ names. Some were very good; others, quite bad. Here they are, ranked best to worst.


1. Helsinki Hellfires
2. Virginia Vapers
3. Chicago Windycities
4. Kotaku In-Actions
5. New York Yonkees
6. Seattle Grindrz
7. Louisiana Purchase
8. Amazon’s Second Headquarters Players
9. Tokyo Mirage Sessions On Nintendo Switch, Please
10. Chicago Fire
11. Bangkok Blues
12. Repeatedly getting hit by a car and resurrected by Mercy
13. Philadelphia Process
14. Boston Tea Parties


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